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ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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guy:

reblog if u cried

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

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